New Dentures
A minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!
posted by Scott @ 3:20 PM
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3 Comments:
OUCH!!!! That was bad....not bad/bad, but good/bad. I don't know where you get them from, but I visit you everyday to see what is next. You are my favorite spot to find a laugh, chuckle, chortle or guffaw...
thanks for who you are....
mbb
Oh, I can't help it! I love to be around smiling, happy, laughing people. So, in order to have that environment, you have to create it!
Thanks for the compliment.
Good comments. But, I do not agree with most of them. People sure have a lot of time on their hands.
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